Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
i cannot believe this post is back on my dash
I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.
the plot of SAO was literally about what a terrible idea this is
this is like watching jurassic park and thinking, “yeah, let’s do this”
The Original Fall Maiden: Be grateful for all you have. I am very soft spoken and delicate like the peaceful flow of the drifting leaves.
Current Fall Maiden Amber: You know what??? FUCK YOU ALL! Who the fuck does that to a person?! I did not get off my fucking horse to deal with this bullshit! No! Fuck this. Im gonna shish kebab Ms. Fucking mind games first. Then you're next Robolegs and actually you know what?! Be grateful that I burned off those fucking yellow pants asshole, they are more of an insult then your ambush. You all can shove it and DIE BY MY SPEAR OF JUSTICE IM SO DONE WITH YOU ALL.
